Lines from the Night

We ate, we laughed and said some crazy stuff.  Lines from the night....

"Pussy's the same no matter where you're at."

"Did it in a drainage pipe."

 

"With a mirror!"  

 

"Seventh game in the World Series on home base."

"Give me 10 Hail Mary's"

"You got your balls and dick right there."

Question to a guy, "What celebrity would you sleep with?"
Answer, "Leonard Decaprio"
"No, he's a duded.  You need a chick." 
Response, "He is a chick."




















"I think I'm a closet lesbian."